I was perusing the Internet recently and came upon a page entitled, “Schick’s Shtick.” It was a link I found through ketv.com. I couldn’t believe that the author’s last post came in the first week of May. I was prepared to inform this “blogger” of his laziness by sending an email laced with hate and juvenile vitriol, signing it “anonymous”… until it dawned on me. The page is mine.
I also checked the number of “clicks”. It turns out that despite my lack of posts, I’m still getting about 50 clicks per day. My, how fruitless those mouse-clicks turned out to be. My apologies.
Forgive me for my lack of contact recently. Sometimes the ambition simply drains out of my body, much like my sweat does while peeling an orange.
I also need to apologize to the blog itself. My dear blog, I have forsaken you for your cousin “Facebook”, and your step-child “Twitter.” While I cannot promise I will be able to restore our relationship to what it once was, I will commit to bringing back the trust that made our relationship so special.
I’ve been waiting for this post, Matt!
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Matt: Yes, it has been a month. Your insight and sense of humor are the reasons I check each day. If you need a topic: Try the Cardinals vs Cubs. Nice to have you back.
It’s like waiting to find out who the new Pope is when we are waiting for a new blog entry. The anticipation is insane!!
SydB — I hope it was worth it!
Terry — thanks for being so loyal, even during my hibernation.
Jerry — Did you see the smoke signals?